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Old 10-08-2008, 07:45 AM
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I read an erotic short once about a medieval wench who has sex with a male dragon, while he is in dragon form...that was pretty...interesting
Thats sounds pretty disgusting.

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Old 10-08-2008, 12:35 PM
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Did the dragon scale barbs get stuck?
Haha, no, but she had a job to mount him because his cock was as long and as thick as her body...I think it would have been quite painful for her

And Caconi, don't worry, believe it or not I'm not actually into sex with animals, nor do I condone it.
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Old 10-09-2008, 01:08 AM
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I read an erotic short once about a medieval wench who has sex with a male dragon, while he is in dragon form...that was pretty...interesting
how and why would any one want to do that!
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Old 10-09-2008, 06:51 AM
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I know disturbing isn't it!
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Old 10-09-2008, 06:58 AM
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Someone at my dads old high school raped a horse.
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Old 10-09-2008, 01:59 PM
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Lovely. But having said that, a friend of my first boyfriend sodomised a pig

In the story, the girl was under threat of death unless she married the dragon and had sex with it; if she did that, the king and queen would make her family extremely rich, or something

Yeah...I'm not into sex with animals as I said. I have lots of books featuring animal sex and incest, but they don't do anything for me; if I want a taboo, I'll stick with reading/writing about gay male BDSM. Lovely
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My father told me that he knew some retarded boy who was caught having sex with a tree, I wonder if thats how those talking tree's in LOTR's came about.
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Old 10-09-2008, 05:24 PM
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I don't think I'd want to bust someone with a tree or a pig, that's just disgusting. People died of sex with a horse...
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Old 10-09-2008, 08:32 PM
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Haha, sorry everyone for lowering the tone of this thread right down!
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Old 10-11-2008, 11:45 AM
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I find it interesting
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