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The Graveyard Discuss Most Painful? in the Archived Posts forums; Originally Posted by Hatred_Injected
while playing soccer i almost tore my knee right in half, i swear if i didnt ... | | |
10-08-2005, 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Hatred_Injected while playing soccer i almost tore my knee right in half, i swear if i didnt fall when i did, i woulda snapped and tore my tendans and ligiments, i pulled my leg out from under me just in time, but it still hurt like a mofo |
Ouch
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10-08-2005, 01:53 PM
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My friend accidentally cut his finger off the other day. He had to get it sewn back on at the hospital. |
10-08-2005, 11:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Necromancer_S My friend accidentally cut his finger off the other day. He had to get it sewn back on at the hospital. | Ouch.
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10-10-2005, 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Necromancer_S My friend accidentally cut his finger off the other day. He had to get it sewn back on at the hospital. |
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10-10-2005, 02:07 PM
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Someone in my high school said he crushed one of his cousins nuts with a hockey puck. Ouch.
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10-13-2005, 01:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Jake48 Someone in my high school said he crushed one of his cousins nuts with a hockey puck. Ouch. |
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10-13-2005, 02:31 AM
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:!: :? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..... Oh god let me think, oh yeah, the most painful thing that has ever happened to me. NONE of you are going to believe this. All of you have happened to go through some pretty terrible thing, however, what has happened to me was so  demonic so perverse that I am extremely thankful that I lived through that day. :!:
:arrow: Here it is.... One time, My sister decided she would listen to her music, little did I know it would change my life forever. She :cry: you won't believe this guys. She put in Outkast!!! As soon as sound came out of the speakers, my stomach was insanely upset. My mind spun like a top twirling at mach 5, and I got queasy. Before I knew it, I had lost total consciousness. I saw my body lying on the floor. I had died. But then, I heard a heavenly voice comfort me. Then it put pure goodness and light and heavenly presence in the speakers that played the ungodly music, and the speaker exploded. My spirit entered my body, and I regained consciousness. If any of you can beat that pain....... :? I don't think you can feel that pain, for it was a combination of pain and  PURE EVIL  |
10-13-2005, 04:21 PM
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My most painful thing that happened to me was when I took a crap at a porta potte and I was doing my buisiness and i got up and ther was some creamy crap on the ground and i slipped and felll on the toilet and hit my head on it BEAT THAT!!!!  |
10-13-2005, 11:28 PM
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Originally Posted by chudmacgud :!: :? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..... Oh god let me think, oh yeah, the most painful thing that has ever happened to me. NONE of you are going to believe this. All of you have happened to go through some pretty terrible thing, however, what has happened to me was so demonic so perverse that I am extremely thankful that I lived through that day. :!:
:arrow: Here it is.... One time, My sister decided she would listen to her music, little did I know it would change my life forever. She :cry: you won't believe this guys. She put in Outkast!!! As soon as sound came out of the speakers, my stomach was insanely upset. My mind spun like a top twirling at mach 5, and I got queasy. Before I knew it, I had lost total consciousness. I saw my body lying on the floor. I had died. But then, I heard a heavenly voice comfort me. Then it put pure goodness and light and heavenly presence in the speakers that played the ungodly music, and the speaker exploded. My spirit entered my body, and I regained consciousness. If any of you can beat that pain....... :? I don't think you can feel that pain, for it was a combination of pain and PURE EVIL | I belive you... 8O
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11-26-2008, 12:24 PM
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Luckily for me, I've never experienced any 'extreme' pain, but the problem with that is that it makes more pussy pains seem truly unbearable 
The worst, I think, was either spraining my ankle, or when I had to have verrucas burnt off both my feet when I was 13. First it was fucking freezing, then got hotter and hotter until I could have sworn my feet were on fire. I was screaming in the car all the way home, off school for 2 months and had to learn how to walk properly again, as it had come to the point where I had to walk 'off' the verrucas, if you know what I mean. Even now, when I wear high heels, they wear down at a peculiar angle.
I've also recently had a tooth removed that had me in agony for 5 fucking years, because my dentist refused to diagnose it on the grounds of it being 'self inflicted' 
Yeah...I'm a complete and utter pussy 
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